Doosri shaadi karne ke 4 tareeke
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Bahut speed me neche aaye ho..
pehle ek ko to handle kar lo. 
Tag: Funny SMS
Funny Lie Detector
A woman buys a lie detector robot that slaps those people who lie. She decides to test it at dinner. She asks hes son, “Son, where were you today during school hours?” “At school.” The robot slaps the son. “Okay, I went to the movies!” The father asks, “Which one?” “Harry Potter.” The robot slaps the son again. “Okay, I was watching porn!” The father replies, “What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!” The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, “Haha! After all, he is your son!” The robot slaps the mother.
A man kills a deer
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!
Adam and Eve made babies
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
Aik pathan ne Veena Malik
Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
Wife ka unlimited torture
Wife ka unlimited torture, .
Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana,
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Husband: Yaha to koi Namak nahi hai,
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Wife: Mujhe pata tha, Tum to ho hi Andhe,
Kaamchor ho,
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Ek kaam dhang se nahi kr sakte, Bas bahane
banaate ho, Zindagi me kuch to kaam karo,
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Tumhe nahi milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi,
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Husband shocked!
Life and Love updates in 35 Years
Life and Love updates in 35 Years:
1 – 18 Years
Naino Main Sapna.
19 – 25 Years
Sapno Main Sajna.
26 – 35 Years
Sajna Pe Dil Aa Gaya.
After 35…
Kyun Sajn Pe Dil Aa Gaya…
Happy New Year Funny
I have started new year in the following manner:
On New Year Eve,
“Happy New Year” – I commented on her Facebook
status
She – Same to you.
I edited my comment to ‘I LOVE YOU’
*BLOCKED*
President Bush Had a Dream
Former King of Iraq Saddam Hussein phoned American President Bush and said, “Mr. George Bush, I am calling you because I had this beautiful and incredible dream last night. Well, I can see all America, and it is much more beautiful and on top of every tall building, there was a beautiful big banner.”
Bush asked, “Can you tell me what was on the banner?”
Saddam responded, “Banner said Allah is God, and God is Allah.”
Silly Bush replied, “You know, President Saddam, I’m really happy that you called, because last night I had a dream too. In my dream I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even much more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt with tall buildings and beautiful localities, and on every tall building there was also a beautiful big banner.”
Saddam said, “What was on the banner saying?”
Bush replied, “I don’t know as I can’t read Hebrew.”
Smiling and Laughing Increases Your Life
Some one said that
Smiling and Laughing at your own mistakes Increases your life
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But Smiling and Laughing at your wife’s mistake
DECREASES YOUR LIFE