SMS4Life

Killer joke..

A lady walking on road,
Chatting on whatsapp,
with her left b**b open..

Policeman- ye kya hai..??
Lady- O shitt, munna to bus me hi reh gaya..!!

Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya:

Doctor: Hamare Pas Kutte ka Hai, laga dain?

Wife Sharma K Boli: Gadhey Ka Laga do, Kuttey Jesa To inka Pehle bhi Tha.

Student: Sir, log Hindi ya English mein baat karte hai,
Maths mein kyun nahi?

Sir: Zyada 3 5 na kar,
9,2,11 ho ja.
Warna 5 7 maar dunga.
6 kw 36 Nazar ayenge aur 32 k 32 bahar aa jayenge.

Student: Sirji Hindi, English hi theek hai
maths waqai khofnaak subject hai..!!

Geography Teacher: Agar koi chota planet
prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?

Student: to ‘Tadang’ jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: Ye Duniya, Ye Duniya Pittal di.

If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock
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do u know why?
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Bcoz
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2014 is ‘CURRENT’ year.. 😆

Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why??

Boy thought for a while, took her in arms, looked in her deep eyes n said:
Dekho meri jaan !!
Deni hai to do….
Ye chutiya sawal pooch k dimaag ki maa na cho*o. 🙄

Pyar agar pant hai..
toh dosti chaddi hai..
pant agar phat
bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
Buddies you are my chaddies. 😀

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?
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Khud kitne bade kaminey honge par ladki shareef hi chaahiye. 😉

A santa entered a ladies toilet..
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye Hai.

Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye hai,
‘Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye hai..!!’

Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi..
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Yun ghanto baith kar TOILET me zor lagana fizool hai..!!

Moral: Har msg larki par nahi hota. 😆