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Killer joke.., Funny SMS

Killer joke..

A lady walking on road,
Chatting on whatsapp,
with her left b**b open..

Policeman- ye kya hai..??
Lady- O shitt, munna to bus me hi reh gaya..!!

Accident Mein Aadmi Ka, Funny SMS

Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya:

Doctor: Hamare Pas Kutte ka Hai, laga dain?

Wife Sharma K Boli: Gadhey Ka Laga do, Kuttey Jesa To inka Pehle bhi Tha.

Hindi ya English mein, Funny SMS

Student: Sir, log Hindi ya English mein baat karte hai,
Maths mein kyun nahi?

Sir: Zyada 3 5 na kar,
9,2,11 ho ja.
Warna 5 7 maar dunga.
6 kw 36 Nazar ayenge aur 32 k 32 bahar aa jayenge.

Student: Sirji Hindi, English hi theek hai
maths waqai khofnaak subject hai..!!

Geography Teacher, Funny SMS

Geography Teacher: Agar koi chota planet
prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?

Student: to โ€˜Tadangโ€™ jaisa aavaj aayega.
Sir gusse se: Kyu ??
Student: Ye Duniya, Ye Duniya Pittal di.

If u touch 2014 calender, Funny SMS

If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock
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do u know why?
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Bcoz
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2014 is โ€˜CURRENTโ€™ year.. ๐Ÿ˜†

Once a girl asked a boy, Funny SMS

Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why??

Boy thought for a while, took her in arms, looked in her deep eyes n said:
Dekho meri jaan !!
Deni hai to doโ€ฆ.
Ye chutiya sawal pooch k dimaag ki maa na cho*o. ๐Ÿ™„

Pyar agar pant hai, Funny SMS

Pyar agar pant hai..
toh dosti chaddi hai..
pant agar phat
bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai
Buddies you are my chaddies. ๐Ÿ˜€

A santa entered a ladies toilet, Funny SMS

A santa entered a ladies toilet..
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye Hai.

Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye hai,
โ€˜Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye hai..!!โ€™

Usko aana hoga to, Funny SMS

Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi..
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Yun ghanto baith kar TOILET me zor lagana fizool hai..!!

Moral: Har msg larki par nahi hota. ๐Ÿ˜†

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