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President Bush Had a Dream

Former King of Iraq Saddam Hussein phoned American President Bush and said, “Mr. George Bush, I am calling you because I had this beautiful and incredible dream last night. Well, I can see all America, and it is much more beautiful and on top of every tall building, there was a beautiful big banner.”

Bush asked, “Can you tell me what was on the banner?”

Saddam responded, “Banner said Allah is God, and God is Allah.”

Silly Bush replied, “You know, President Saddam, I’m really happy that you called, because last night I had a dream too. In my dream I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even much more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt with tall buildings and beautiful localities, and on every tall building there was also a beautiful big banner.”

Saddam said, “What was on the banner saying?”

Bush replied, “I don’t know as I can’t read Hebrew.”

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