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Facebook Descriminiation by Gender

Facebook Descriminiation by Gender

Girls Status : Abhi Abhi Mujhay Machar nay Kaat Liya .. Uff bohat dard ho rha hai !!
Boy 1 – Ohh thik toh ho na !! yar
Boy 2 – Aise machar paida hi nahi hone chahiye.
Boy 3 – Rest kar lo babes !!
Boy 4 – Uss ka address dena

and 300 other messages.
Boys Status : Abhi Abhi Mera Accident ho gaya. Main Hospital main hoon

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Boy 1 – Dekh kar chala kar na Ab kiyun rota hai

Ek din ek ladka apne dost

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

Man received message from neighbor

A man received a message from his neighbor:
Sorry sir, I am using your wife… day and night.. when you are not present at home… In fact, much more than you do.
I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.

The man shot his wife..
A few minutes later he received another message:
Sorry sir, a spelling mistake.. I meant wifi.

Free Legal Advice

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?” “I give it to them,” replies the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.” The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.

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