Girls Status : Abhi Abhi Mujhay Machar nay Kaat Liya .. Uff bohat dard ho rha hai !!
Boy 1 – Ohh thik toh ho na !! yar
Boy 2 – Aise machar paida hi nahi hone chahiye.
Boy 3 – Rest kar lo babes !!
Boy 4 – Uss ka address dena
and 300 other messages.
Boys Status : Abhi Abhi Mera Accident ho gaya. Main Hospital main hoon
A man received a message from his neighbor:
Sorry sir, I am using your wife… day and night.. when you are not present at home… In fact, much more than you do.
I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.
The man shot his wife..
A few minutes later he received another message:
Sorry sir, a spelling mistake.. I meant wifi.
Sardar jee chemist ke pass gaya aur bola: bhai kuch help chahiye
chemist: haan ji bolo?
Sardar jee ne Apni davai ki bottle me se ek chamach
chemist ko pila ke pucha:
meetha hai kya?
Chemist: nahi to, kyu kya hai ye.
Sardar ji: bas yahi puchna tha, doctor ne kaha tha ki chemist ke paas jakar
URINE Test karwa kar pata karo ki URINE me sugar hai ke nahi.
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?” “I give it to them,” replies the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.” The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.