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Facebook Descriminiation by Gender

Facebook Descriminiation by Gender

Girls Status : Abhi Abhi Mujhay Machar nay Kaat Liya .. Uff bohat dard ho rha hai !!
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Boy 1 – Ohh thik toh ho na !! yar
Boy 2 – Aise machar paida hi nahi hone chahiye.
Boy 3 – Rest kar lo babes !!
Boy 4 – Uss ka address dena

and 300 other messages.
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Boys Status : Abhi Abhi Mera Accident ho gaya. Main Hospital main hoon

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Boy 1 – Dekh kar chala kar na Ab kiyun rota hai

Beta Kahan Ho

Ammi: Beta kahan ho?
Beta: Mama college hoon..
Ammi: Acha.. to video call karke dikhao…
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Geo Ammi G..
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Welcome 3G,4G in Pakistan..

Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do

Wife Apni Marriage Anniversary Par: Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do.
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Husband:
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Ye Lo Gold leaf

Ek din ek ladka apne dost

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha

Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha

Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….

 

Aik Pathan Apni Gari Main

Aik Pathan Apni Gari Main Larki ko Kiss Kar raha tha

Police :Kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: nazar nahi a raha?

Police: Mera number kab aye ga?

Pathan:Is larki k bad

Man received message from neighbor

A man received a message from his neighbor:
Sorry sir, I am using your wife… day and night.. when you are not present at home… In fact, much more than you do.
I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.

The man shot his wife..
A few minutes later he received another message:
Sorry sir, a spelling mistake.. I meant wifi.

Meetha hai kya

Sardar jee chemist ke pass gaya aur bola: bhai kuch help chahiye
chemist: haan ji bolo?
Sardar jee ne Apni davai ki bottle me se ek chamach
chemist ko pila ke pucha:
meetha hai kya?
Chemist: nahi to, kyu kya hai ye.
Sardar ji: bas yahi puchna tha, doctor ne kaha tha ki chemist ke paas jakar
URINE Test karwa kar pata karo ki URINE me sugar hai ke nahi. :D

Free Legal Advice

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?” “I give it to them,” replies the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.” The doctor is shocked, but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer.

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