Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.
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Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
A page is yellow
A page is yellow in which you will find a fellow who will kiss you under the pillow.
Whats life ? Life is love.
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
A blessed KISS is on HEAD
People say
A blessed KISS is on HEAD
A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic KISS is on NECK
But seriously
HOTTEST KISS is on
Iron
Try it:p
A kis is not a kiss unless
A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…
Kiss is fly from lips
Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,
Kis is like LAYS, no one can eat just one
Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one
I Want A KISS, please KISS me
I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!