SMS4Life

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
.
.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…

Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,

Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like LAYS no one can eat just one

I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya
Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya
Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”