SMS4Life

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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jo teir raha hai wo nur..
jo teir rahi hai wo mada..!

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Answer: air hostess

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

(Answer is “KISS”).

Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji

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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)

Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

Answer= ‘Not available yet’

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Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..

Answer = Not known, if you know the answer fill out the form below:-

Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay ko bata day ga.