SMS4Life

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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jo teir raha hai wo nur..
jo teir rahi hai wo mada..!

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Answer: air hostess

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

(Answer is “KISS”).

When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!

HAIR

AIR
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Answer : CHAIR

Select one dish, i’ll tell you the relation b/w you and me?

1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer

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Answers
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me

Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji

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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)

Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

Answer= ‘Not available yet’

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