SMS4Life

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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jo teir raha hai wo nur..
jo teir rahi hai wo mada..!

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Answer: air hostess

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

(Answer is “KISS”).

Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)

Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..

Answer = Not known, if you know the answer fill out the form below:-

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay ko bata day ga.

Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.

In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear

Answer=Gori

Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00

Reply is must.

Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gambler
18 = Sentimental
19 = Strider

tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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answer:-
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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!