Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
Tag: misc sms jokes
The world’s most beautiful sentence
The world’s most beautiful sentence is…
“BUT…I LOVE U”
and the world’s most selfish and painful sentence is
“I LOVE YOU…BUT..”
kis kis ko sms karon
Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,
Kis kis ko “sms” karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain
Full form of maths.
Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
Sochti hon k ye dualat
Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!
Her bhikar k hath me mobile
Kya aap Jante he ki
“Dheeru Bhai Ambani”
ka akhri sapna kya tha
?
?
?
ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye
Dil se roye magar honton se muskura baithe,
Yun he hum kisi se dosti nibha baithe,
Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye,
Jin k liye hum sms packages kerwa beithay
SEND me all UR MONEY
Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
Benefits of Load shedding
Load shedding k fawa’id:
Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.