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Yoga affect on drinking habbit

Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

When u get this sms

When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.

Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?

Tring tring .. inbox kholo

Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain




ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo

1 pathan aero plane mein

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

Saas and bahu arguements

Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?

Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?

What was the first thing

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

Believe this lie, it’s really true

1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,

One deaf pliceman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys

Beleive this lie, it’s really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.

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