Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.
When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?
Aap k liye phool bheijay hain
ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?
Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?
Lawyer: â€œWhat was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?â€
Witness: â€œHe said, â€˜Where am I, Cathy?â€™â€
Lawyer: â€œAnd why did that upset you?â€
Witness: â€œMy name is Susan.â€
1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,
One deaf pliceman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys
Beleive this lie, it’s really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.
Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p
Sorry! galti se ye
msg aap ko send hogaya..
neeche mt parhna, neeche
ghalat salat likha hoa hai..