Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
Tag: misc sms jokes
Our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.
I like u, miss u, love u
I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
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All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P
yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte
yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte
chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte.
ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya
hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay…
My name is Sunlight.
Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.”
Indian film names if we replace dil with egg
Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge….
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay
Jab ap paida howay,
Tab akash se phool barsay,
Parion ne jashan kia,
Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae,
or bolay
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Hamari jan chuti
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
Arz kiya hai
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
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Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P
Once upon a time
Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
“will you marry me?”
The girl replied,”No”
aur is tarah
Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.
D¡l ka sab se bara connection
D¡l ka sab se bara connection
kiss k sath hota hai?
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Apko to pata
hona chahiye
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Poket sayyyyy