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Women Wishes

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap,
I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog.
The frog said, “Thank you,
but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes
— that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!”
The woman said, “That would be okay.”
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, women will flock to him like bees to honey.”
The woman replied, “That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.”
So, “KAZAM” — she”s the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That will be okay because what”s mine is his and what”s his is mine.”
So, “KAZAM”-she”s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered, “I”d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don”t mess with them.

Facebook Descriminiation by Gender

Facebook Descriminiation by Gender

Girls Status : Abhi Abhi Mujhay Machar nay Kaat Liya .. Uff bohat dard ho rha hai !!
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Boy 1 – Ohh thik toh ho na !! yar
Boy 2 – Aise machar paida hi nahi hone chahiye.
Boy 3 – Rest kar lo babes !!
Boy 4 – Uss ka address dena

and 300 other messages.
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Boys Status : Abhi Abhi Mera Accident ho gaya. Main Hospital main hoon

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Boy 1 – Dekh kar chala kar na Ab kiyun rota hai

2 Week Say Ziyada Khansi

Arz kiya hai ..

2 Week Say Ziyada Khansi
toh TB ban jati hai

2 Week Say Ziyada Khansi
toh TB ban jati hai

time pe girlfried na badlo toh
Biwi ban jati hai..

Beta Kahan Ho

Ammi: Beta kahan ho?
Beta: Mama college hoon..
Ammi: Acha.. to video call karke dikhao…
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Geo Ammi G..
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Welcome 3G,4G in Pakistan..

Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do

Wife Apni Marriage Anniversary Par: Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do.
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Husband:
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Ye Lo Gold leaf

Ek din ek ladka apne dost

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha

Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha

Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….

 

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Aik Pathan Apni Gari Main

Aik Pathan Apni Gari Main Larki ko Kiss Kar raha tha

Police :Kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: nazar nahi a raha?

Police: Mera number kab aye ga?

Pathan:Is larki k bad

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