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Law Of Reverse Dynamics
Law Of Reverse Dynamics:
When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…
Chalaan kaat dia
Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu
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Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(
1 kabootar
1 Kabootar
Itna Ura
Itna ura
itna ura
Bohut upar gaya,
Itna
itna
bus ab nazar nahin aa raha
apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay
Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he
Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill
Difference between deciding and doing
5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??
still 5.
because There’s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing
Money is just a piece of paper
I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.
Life is just a fun
Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.
life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.
Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.
Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people
Koi SMS nahin kia hai…!!!
Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir
ko koi SMS nahin kia hai…!!!
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