SMS4Life

Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.

The most romantic country of the world..?
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guess!
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O yes! it’s Pakistan
u know y?
?
?
har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to kesc)

yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte
chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte.
ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya
hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay…

1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”

Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye
or wo marne se bach gia,
us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha {GEO MUSHARAF}

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Dr. ne pocha:-
“khan sahab kia howa ?”
Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha,
hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

Thandi he coffee garam karloo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo,

Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai,
Abey thori c to sharam karloo…..

Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…

1 Kabootar

Itna Ura

Itna ura

itna ura

Bohut upar gaya,

Itna

itna

bus ab nazar nahin aa raha
apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay