Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
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Happy January..!
The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
“The best is yet to come”
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!
Happy January !
Har larki per nazar ;)
Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai
Express news: har larki per nazar;)
Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,
SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai,
Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,
Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai,
per SMS aenge kesay?
Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.
The world’s most beautiful sentence
The world’s most beautiful sentence is…
“BUT…I LOVE U”
and the world’s most selfish and painful sentence is
“I LOVE YOU…BUT..”
Please brush daily
Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!
James bond and a dog
Once james bond met a dog in jungle
he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”
1 pathan aero plane mein
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
Wah wah wah?
arz kia he
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se
Farq to para hai, GEO Musharraf
20 saal pehle “Candle light Dinner”
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf
