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9 0 per 1 mahajir

Nine zero pe 1
Muhajir gun le kr khara
Hogaya . Jo b wahan se
Guzarta
Us se poochta: tum kon?
Man : pathan
Muhajir shot
Dhuzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Man : baloch
Dhuzzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Khusra : tera baap
Muhajir : jao yaar
Apno ko konmaray …

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna….

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna….
ullo ko raat,;-(
Dentist ko daant,:-D
gadhe ko laat,:-p
gharib ko gaddi,B-)
kuttay ko haddi aur
Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

Gharib khandan per essay

1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib
khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D

Subha se le kar sham tak

Subha se le kar sham tak,
Sham se le ker raat tak,
Raat se le kar subha tak,
Subha se phir shaam tak
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Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay

Warid menu mein khushamdeed

Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
Shadi k liye 3 dabain,

or

DOSRI SHADI k lye
PEHLI wali ka gala dabain…

14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye

1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
tumne kia bola tha..??

Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!

Thoughts On Men

Thoughts On Men

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

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