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President Bush Had a Dream

Funny SMS Messages

Former King of Iraq Saddam Hussein phoned American President Bush and said, “Mr. George Bush, I am calling you because I had this beautiful and incredible dream last night. Well, I can see all America, and it is much more beautiful and on top of every tall building, there was a beautiful big banner.”

Bush asked, “Can you tell me what was on the banner?”

Saddam responded, “Banner said Allah is God, and God is Allah.”

Silly Bush replied, “You know, President Saddam, I’m really happy that you called, because last night I had a dream too. In my dream I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even much more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt with tall buildings and beautiful localities, and on every tall building there was also a beautiful big banner.”

Saddam said, “What was on the banner saying?”

Bush replied, “I don’t know as I can’t read Hebrew.”

Take my heart, and be My Valentine.

Love SMS

What do you give a lady so sweet?

Who makes my existence so complete.

Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose?

Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?

A store-bought card with another’s word?

Anything that’s purchased seems absurd.

I would give you the World if it were mine,

For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!!

V….is for Valentine

Valentine SMS

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

Just show all your love on Valentine Day

Love SMS

There is only one thing I wish to say
There is only one day left for Valentine day
Let all the lovers of the world unite
Let there be peace and love in everyone’s sight
Let the kisses flow smoothly like a stream
Let everyone meet the men and women of their dreams
Let everyone get a lovers valentine card
Even sending one yourself is not very hard
This day of love when you cannot say no
Telling your sweetheart that you love them so
Say it with flowers and say it with all your love
Say it with chocolates or with two white doves
Just show all your love on Valentine Day

I have searched my heart

Love SMS

I have searched my heart
For the words to say just how much u mean to me
You are all of God’s Blessings rolled into one.
My dreams,My desires,My evening,My sun.
My evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears,
My disillusion,My contentment,My joy nd My tears.
But most important of all,
I thank God when i pray bcoz u make
every moment MY VALENTINE DAY.

Why would I bring you chocolate

Love SMS

My valentine:
Why would I bring you chocolate
when you are the treat.

My valentine:
Why would I bring you flowers
when your smell is what’s sweet.

My valentine:
Why would I buy you a card
when the words can be heard through me.

My valentine:
Why would I take you out some place
when all I need is to see your face.

My valentine:
Why would I celebrate this on one special day
When I can do it always.

Valentine’s mean to spend time

Love SMS

Valentine’s mean to spend time with the one u love
Valentine’s mean that kisses,huges,smiles and candy
Valentine is the day u and me will be together with love
My love is true and never blue all about u.
Why.Cause Valentine’s! Roses could be red violet’s maybe blue
But my Roses R True 4 u on Valentine’s…………

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