Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
Tag: really funny jokes
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha
Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….
A man kills a deer
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity
chand or taray tornay gayee
Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!
1 kabootar
1 Kabootar
Itna Ura
Itna ura
itna ura
Bohut upar gaya,
Itna
itna
bus ab nazar nahin aa raha
apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay
Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!
Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!
Aahaa!
…………………………….
SMS kerne walay ki
tasvir thori na ati hay:p
Happy January..!
The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
“The best is yet to come”
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!
Happy January !
1 Police officer bachey se
1 Police officer bachey se:
Beta: Kia tumhare abu “Al Qaida” mein hain?
Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
.
.
“Noorani Qaida” pe hoon
The length & breadth & height of you
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.