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Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha

Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha

Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….

 

A man kills a deer

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!

chote log… baray log..

chhote log..!!
“PAISE” ki baat karte hain.

Bare log..!
“TIME” ki bat karte hain..!
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“KHUBSURAT” log
“BAAT” hi nahin karte.
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woh sirf
“SMS” Karte hain.

Tum to sab ki nani ho

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,

jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,

Thandi he coffee garam karloo

Thandi he coffee garam karloo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo,

Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai,
Abey thori c to sharam karloo…..

Baqi horain kahan hain ?

Khudkash bombar ne
bomb ka button dabaya lekin
dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya.

Jab hospital me hosh aya
or Nurse ko dekha to bola,
Baqi horain kahan hain ?

Sirf tere liye hain

Meri mohabbat
Meri wafain
Meri duain
Meri adain
Meri yeh dolat
Meri yeh shohrat

Sirf tere liye hain,
Sirf tere liye hain

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya
pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha
or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko,

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia,
“Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha”

kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

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