Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
Tag: really funny jokes
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha
Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….
A man kills a deer
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!
James bond and a dog
Once james bond met a dog in jungle
he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”
Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons
“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”
“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”
“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”
“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”
“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.” 
Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi
Pholon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj nay gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi,
Tah-e-dil se “K.E.S.C” / wapda walon na ye paigham bheja hai
Pakistan ne jo atom bomb
Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan
ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha
aur India ne use pencil bana dia
uska naam kia hay ?
STUDENTS:-
(ADNAN SAMI) :-p
Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai
De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata,
Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata,
Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata
JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.
JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p
Two lovers plan to comit suicide
Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,
girl closed her eyes and
return back saying “love is blind”.
Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying “LOVE NEVER DIES”