Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
Tag: really funny jokes
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha
Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….
A man kills a deer
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!
The world’s most beautiful sentence
The world’s most beautiful sentence is…
“BUT…I LOVE U”
and the world’s most selfish and painful sentence is
“I LOVE YOU…BUT..”
kis kis ko sms karon
Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,
Kis kis ko “sms” karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain
Full form of maths.
Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
Sochti hon k ye dualat
Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!
Her bhikar k hath me mobile
Kya aap Jante he ki
“Dheeru Bhai Ambani”
ka akhri sapna kya tha
?
?
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ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye
Dil se roye magar honton se muskura baithe,
Yun he hum kisi se dosti nibha baithe,
Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye,
Jin k liye hum sms packages kerwa beithay