Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
Tag: really funny jokes
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha
Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….
A man kills a deer
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!
Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne
Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,
Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,
Yoga affect on drinking habbit
Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.
Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi
Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi,
Ladka awaz deta hai,
ae diwani peeche murkar dekh
tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai,
Ladki jawab deti hai-
ae diwane tu kya jane
ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai,
koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko
isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai.
When u get this sms
When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?
Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain
Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,
Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai
Tring tring .. inbox kholo
Tring Tring..
Inbox kholo
Aap k liye phool bheijay hain
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo
Cricket ground, girlfriends & players
Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.
Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
“knock out” Hota hai,
Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
“run out”
Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
“catch out”
G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
“lbw out”
Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
“stamp out”
Or kuch pedaishi “clean bold”
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.