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Tag: really funny jokes
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha
Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….
A man kills a deer
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!
1 bar jan maang ker to daikho
1 bar jan maang ker to daikho,
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1 bar yaad ker k to daikho..
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agar main na aaya to samajh laina
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main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai…
Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha
Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon
Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.
Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?
Mosquito & hen love story
Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu
Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)
What happened in 1869?
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Car k indicators
1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”
Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi
Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,
If u have any problem
If u have any problem
Mujhy batao
I’ll help u (:
If u don’t hve any
Problem !
Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
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I’ll create problem
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Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain …