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Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do

Wife Apni Marriage Anniversary Par: Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do.
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Husband:
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Ye Lo Gold leaf

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Aik Pathan Apni Gari Main

Aik Pathan Apni Gari Main Larki ko Kiss Kar raha tha

Police :Kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: nazar nahi a raha?

Police: Mera number kab aye ga?

Pathan:Is larki k bad

Man received message from neighbor

A man received a message from his neighbor:
Sorry sir, I am using your wife… day and night.. when you are not present at home… In fact, much more than you do.
I confess this now because I am feeling very guilty. Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.

The man shot his wife..
A few minutes later he received another message:
Sorry sir, a spelling mistake.. I meant wifi.

Flight Announcement

PIA ki Flight me Captain Anouncment k bad mike Off krna bhoL gaya…

Captain apne co-pilot se: Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga.

ye sun kr 1 air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai.

Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga….

Wife ka unlimited torture

Wife ka unlimited torture, .

Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana,
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Husband: Yaha to koi Namak nahi hai,
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Wife: Mujhe pata tha, Tum to ho hi Andhe,
Kaamchor ho,
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Ek kaam dhang se nahi kr sakte, Bas bahane
banaate ho, Zindagi me kuch to kaam karo,
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Tumhe nahi milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi,
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Husband shocked!

Life and Love updates in 35 Years

Life and Love updates in 35 Years:

1 – 18 Years

Naino Main Sapna.

19 – 25 Years

Sapno Main Sajna.

26 – 35 Years

Sajna Pe Dil Aa Gaya.

After 35…

Kyun Sajn Pe Dil Aa Gaya…

Happy New Year Funny

I have started new year in the following manner:

On New Year Eve,

“Happy New Year” – I commented on her Facebook
status

She – Same to you.

I edited my comment to ‘I LOVE YOU’

*BLOCKED*

President Bush Had a Dream

Former King of Iraq Saddam Hussein phoned American President Bush and said, “Mr. George Bush, I am calling you because I had this beautiful and incredible dream last night. Well, I can see all America, and it is much more beautiful and on top of every tall building, there was a beautiful big banner.”

Bush asked, “Can you tell me what was on the banner?”

Saddam responded, “Banner said Allah is God, and God is Allah.”

Silly Bush replied, “You know, President Saddam, I’m really happy that you called, because last night I had a dream too. In my dream I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even much more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt with tall buildings and beautiful localities, and on every tall building there was also a beautiful big banner.”

Saddam said, “What was on the banner saying?”

Bush replied, “I don’t know as I can’t read Hebrew.”

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