Jul 172014
 

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap,
I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog.
The frog said, “Thank you,
but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes
– that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!”
The woman said, “That would be okay.”
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, women will flock to him like bees to honey.”
The woman replied, “That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.”
So, “KAZAM” — she”s the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That will be okay because what”s mine is his and what”s his is mine.”
So, “KAZAM”-she”s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered, “I”d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don”t mess with them.

May 192014
 

Facebook Descriminiation by Gender

Girls Status : Abhi Abhi Mujhay Machar nay Kaat Liya .. Uff bohat dard ho rha hai !!
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Boy 1 – Ohh thik toh ho na !! yar
Boy 2 – Aise machar paida hi nahi hone chahiye.
Boy 3 – Rest kar lo babes !!
Boy 4 – Uss ka address dena

and 300 other messages.
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Boys Status : Abhi Abhi Mera Accident ho gaya. Main Hospital main hoon

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Boy 1 – Dekh kar chala kar na Ab kiyun rota hai

May 192014
 

Arz kiya hai ..

2 Week Say Ziyada Khansi
toh TB ban jati hai

2 Week Say Ziyada Khansi
toh TB ban jati hai

time pe girlfried na badlo toh
Biwi ban jati hai..