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I just feel u….
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
Mental hospital is not so far
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai
A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”
Woh subah ki thandak
Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p
Apne pyar ko mat chupao
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
Chappal badal li
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p