A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
Tag: Funny Jokes
Aik pathan ne Veena Malik
Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
Wife ka unlimited torture
Wife ka unlimited torture, .
Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana,
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Husband: Yaha to koi Namak nahi hai,
.
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Wife: Mujhe pata tha, Tum to ho hi Andhe,
Kaamchor ho,
.
Ek kaam dhang se nahi kr sakte, Bas bahane
banaate ho, Zindagi me kuch to kaam karo,
.
Tumhe nahi milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi,
.
Husband shocked!
Life and Love updates in 35 Years
Life and Love updates in 35 Years:
1 – 18 Years
Naino Main Sapna.
19 – 25 Years
Sapno Main Sajna.
26 – 35 Years
Sajna Pe Dil Aa Gaya.
After 35…
Kyun Sajn Pe Dil Aa Gaya…
Happy New Year Funny
I have started new year in the following manner:
On New Year Eve,
“Happy New Year” – I commented on her Facebook
status
She – Same to you.
I edited my comment to ‘I LOVE YOU’
*BLOCKED*
President Bush Had a Dream
Former King of Iraq Saddam Hussein phoned American President Bush and said, “Mr. George Bush, I am calling you because I had this beautiful and incredible dream last night. Well, I can see all America, and it is much more beautiful and on top of every tall building, there was a beautiful big banner.”
Bush asked, “Can you tell me what was on the banner?”
Saddam responded, “Banner said Allah is God, and God is Allah.”
Silly Bush replied, “You know, President Saddam, I’m really happy that you called, because last night I had a dream too. In my dream I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even much more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt with tall buildings and beautiful localities, and on every tall building there was also a beautiful big banner.”
Saddam said, “What was on the banner saying?”
Bush replied, “I don’t know as I can’t read Hebrew.”
Smiling and Laughing Increases Your Life
Some one said that
Smiling and Laughing at your own mistakes Increases your life
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….
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But Smiling and Laughing at your wife’s mistake
DECREASES YOUR LIFE
2 Dost suicide kernay gayai
2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!”
Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”
A Harley rider
A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her back to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole thing. The reporter says to the biker, “Sir, that’s the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in my whole life.” The biker replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt I had to.” The reporter says, “Well, I’m from the New York Times, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page… So, what do you do for a living, and, just out of my own curiousity, what political affiliation do you have?” The biker replies, “I’m a Muslim and I’m an American” The following morning, the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the front page: AN ARROGANT MUSLIM ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
This Funny SMS Joke is provided by www.idesisms.com
Chai wala and a girl
Chai wala:
bholi si sorut,
ankhon me masti
dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.
Girl Reply:
Kali si surat,
hath mein kaitli,
dor khara chillaye,
chai chai 