True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..
and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask
“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”
Tag: Jokes
Raam nay been bajai
Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai…
Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai…
aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe
Yeh afwahain kon phaila raha hay
Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho….
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pata karo yeh afwahain
kon phaila raha ha:p
Guddu gana ga raha tha
Guddu gana ga raha tha,
“aaj main ooper Aasma neechay”
To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara,
Bhala kion???
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.
hehe:p
Kash tum bakri hotay
Kash tum bakri hotay !
Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara
seeng hilata aur pochta…
PAGAL kon???
tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..
Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin
1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha
Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p
main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!
Life main hamesha haste raho
Life me hamesha
Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho
Taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jayen k tum
‘UNMARRIED’ ho.
A person who keeps on talking…
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Cant lie till Z
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…