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Tag: Jokes
Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.
Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren’t met.
How he got into the house
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,†said the Police officer.
“No, no no!†said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.â€
Boy and Girl in Hotel
Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon ,
tum mujhse shaadi karogi ??
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Soch Lo
Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi
Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana
Positive thinking is like
Positive thinking is like…..
U r standing on the middle of the road………
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head….
But you remain calm…
and thanks to God…
that cows dont fly:)
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
Accounts k student ki gaalian
Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?
Chances of my recovering?
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
Which is important, sun or the moon?
Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
A man went to hell
A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said “u can do that”
after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”