Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!
So enjoY!!
Tag: Jokes
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata
Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
Ticket checker to a saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
Shadi bohut zarori hay
Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
Imagine world without girls
Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya
Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai….
So keep smiling …. to reduce population.
Aab bas bhi karo… sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya??
Paani me tairna machli ka style
Paani me tairna machli ka style,
Hawa me udna paanchi ka style;
Different sms bhejna apunka style,
fukat me sms parhna aapka style.
Cycle ka pedal
Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.
First class in B.Ed
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!
Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya
majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya
majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.