Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua
Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai
Sheikh bola lao mujhay do
Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay
Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.
Chum Cham Cham . . . .
Chum Cham Cham . . . .
Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100 nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya:(
The most romantic country of the world..?
The most romantic country of the world..?
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guess!
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O yes! it’s Pakistan
u know y?
?
?
har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to kesc)
Wo kia cheez hay
Wo kia cheez hay
Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
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Guess??
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Come on yar?
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Sakoon
D¡l ka sab se bara connection
D¡l ka sab se bara connection
kiss k sath hota hai?
?
?
?
Apko to pata
hona chahiye
?
?
?
Poket sayyyyy
Happy fog day
Ye SMS blank nahi he.
Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe…
Happy fog day
Ab bush k baad OBAMA
Ab “BUSH” Ke Bad “OBAMA”
Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me “OBAMA”
“BUSH” KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge “PEJAMA”.
Isi lie to jannat kehte hain
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks
Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao
UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
Jaa tu mera bhai hai
Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,
Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.