Adnan sami ko indian girls ne
mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya
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Beco-z
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He sang a song
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“zara dholki bjao gorioo”
Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons
“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”
“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”
“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”
“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”
“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.” 
Band hotel huey pathanon k
Raks kerti hy gardish-e-dauran
Dar khuley hyn sharab khano’n k
Chai peeney ko ab kahan jaye’n
Band hotel huey pathano’n k :p
Difference between radio & newspaper
Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
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Simple
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Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p
Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding…
Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .
Guiness Book Of World Record
Guiness Book Of World Record
Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai ”
9 0 per 1 mahajir
Nine zero pe 1
Muhajir gun le kr khara
Hogaya . Jo b wahan se
Guzarta
Us se poochta: tum kon?
Man : pathan
Muhajir shot
Dhuzzzz
Muhajir: tum kon ?
Man : baloch
Dhuzzzzz
Muhajir: tum kon ?
Khusra : tera baap
Muhajir : jao yaar
Apno ko konmaray …
Santa & Mathematical conversion
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle
Happy January..!
The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
“The best is yet to come”
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!
Happy January !