SMS4Life

Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
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Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k muqabla mumkin hay

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon

Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.

Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai

Express news: har larki per nazar;)

Arz kiya hai
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
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Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Thoughts On Men

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai’n
tumhari ho jaye’n …

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH’AFZA bana diya…

Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.

Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
“knock out” Hota hai,

Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
“run out”

Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
“catch out”

G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
“lbw out”

Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
“stamp out”

Or kuch pedaishi “clean bold”
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…