M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat
Meri
Or
“Shahrukh khanâ€
ki 1 hi adat same hai.
Guess, what?
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Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p
Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia
Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain:D
Easiest ways to Die
Easiest ways to Die,
1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early
2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early
3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.
Saray he kam oltay hotay hain
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,
bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain
6u!l!ws d33>l
n ss!w I
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga
Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia,
Mera wohi mizaj
wohi zoq hoga,
Shade se pehle bhi
mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga,
Shadi k bad bhi mujhe
shadi ka shoq ho ga:p
Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy
Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,
Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haeli main “BHOOT” ka saaya hay