Jab ap paida howay,
Tab akash se phool barsay,
Parion ne jashan kia,
Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae,
or bolay
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Hamari jan chuti
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay
Actors ka paisa haram hota hai
1 molvi film actor k pas
masjid ka chanda mangne gaya..
Actor:ap log to kehte hain
k hamara paisa haram hai
Molvi:G, ap k paiso se
ham “BATHROOM” banainge..:P
is zindagi se tu mout achi
Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi
Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha
tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai
Admi: ye lo yahan per tu
mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!
Baqi horain kahan hain ?
Khudkash bombar ne
bomb ka button dabaya lekin
dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya.
Jab hospital me hosh aya
or Nurse ko dekha to bola,
Baqi horain kahan hain ?
Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT
Success formula
Success Formula,
B sweet as honey
B regular as clock
B fresh as rose
B soft as tissue
B hard as rock
&
B sure as death
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life
Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense.
U have no idea what is going to happen
until U turn the page
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life
But my heart says ….
My past says u met me
My future says u will care 4 me
My present says u will understand me
But my heart says u will
Always Remember ME!
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
Wah wah wah?
arz kia he
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se
Tring Tring Tring.
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.