SMS4Life

Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
Shadi k liye 3 dabain,

or

DOSRI SHADI k lye
PEHLI wali ka gala dabain…

Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar dada ashiq na hota…:p

20 saal pehle “Candle light Dinner”
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf

Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!

Aahaa!
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SMS kerne walay ki
tasvir thori na ati hay:p

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Dr. ne pocha:-
“khan sahab kia howa ?”
Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha,
hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,
SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR,

SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k,
Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur

Grammar Teacher!
Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai,

Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai?

Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

Explain the word “Automatically”
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nahin pata?

OK ok I will explain

agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
“Auto_me_takli”

1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,

One deaf pliceman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys

Beleive this lie, it’s really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.

Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir
ko koi SMS nahin kia hai…!!!