SMS4Life

How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?

Throw a 100 rupee note inside

1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: “Mobile hai kya ?”
Nurse boli – hai, lekin karega kya ?
Baccha: kuch khaas nahi,
sirf God ko Miss call karna hai….
ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD..

Ek sher doctor ki zubani:

Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,

Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko “SISTER” kehna parh raha

1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha,
Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye

1 admi ne pathan se pocha,
tumne kia bola tha..??

Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k
14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge….

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”

Doosra aadmi,
“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

God apun se bola
khidhar jane ka
jannat ya dozakh?
Apun bola dozakh
u know apun aisa q bola?
Because
apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega…..

Thandi he coffee garam karloo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo,

Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai,
Abey thori c to sharam karloo…..