SMS4Life

o love love likhdi rahi,
main leave leave parda reya,
o kiss kiss likhdi rahi,
main kash kash parda rea,
o via ker k chali gae,
main language course kearda rea!

1 bar jan maang ker to daikho,
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1 bar yaad ker k to daikho..
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agar main na aaya to samajh laina
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main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai…

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.

adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.

Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!