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aik baat bataon raaz ki
karo us larki sey asshqi
jis k chehre pey ho sadgi
sanso main ho taazgi
chandni ho chand kee
raani ho wo raat ki
khushboo ho gulab ki
batain karay pyar ki
nazuk ho mizzajj ki
achy ho ikhlaq ki
paband ho namaz ki
khidmat karay ma bap ki
aur kahay
main hon sirf aap ki…:p

Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: Yaraa…Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He….

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
and asked Thursday whether Friday
has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…

Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle….

Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy…

1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..

Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..

Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..

Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
” ANDHI ” or husn
” ZALIM ” ho gaya hai…….

Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,