Santa ki maa: 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui..
Press reporter: Fir aapne kyakiya??
Maa: Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kar di.. fir ja k santa hua..
A handsome boy & a hot girl, Funny SMS
A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for some fun.
Suddenly it started raining & both got wet.
They found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was looking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.
The boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf’s sexy body.
He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s
shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
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Agar ek nimbu ka ped samundar, Funny SMS
Teacher (baccha se): Agar ek nimbu ka ped samundar ke beach me hai
to tum usme se nimbu kaisa todoge?
Baccha: Me chidiya ban kar jaunga aur tod ke launga
Teacher: Tumko chidiya kya tumhara bap banayega
Baccha: to samundar ke beach nimbu ka ped kya tumhara bap lagayega.
Ek Train me 3 Ladkiyan, Funny SMS
Ek Train me 3 Ladkiyan Safar kar rahi thi..
Nxt Station se 3 Ladke saamne ki Seat par aakar baithe..
Thodi der baad un Logon
ne Aapas me Baatcheet chalu ki..
Ladko ne Ladkiyon se kaha:
‘Pehle hum Aapas me apna Parichay dede..’
Beech me baithi Ladki jo
jyada Hoshiyar thi usne Ladkiyon ka Parichay kuch is tarah diya:
‘Main to Main hu, Rightwali meri Behen hai, aur Leftwali meri Maa.’
Ladke Samajh gaye ki beech wali unka Mazak uda rhi hai..
Ladke engineer the, kam na the..
Beechwale Ladke ne Ladko ka Parichay kuch is tarah diya
‘Mein to chodu hoon,
Rightwala BC hai aur..
Leftwala MC hai’
Santa ring a call center, Funny SMS
Santa ring a call center:
My internet is not working properly.
Officer: Ok, Double click on ‘My computer’
Santa: I can’t see ur computer
Officer: No no, click on ‘My computer’ on ur computer
Santa: How can I click on ur computer from my computer?
Officer: Listen,
There is an icon labelled ‘My Computer’ on ur computer
Ok double click on it
Santa: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer: Double click on ur computer
Santa: On which Icon ‘ve to click
Officer: ‘My Computer’
Santa: Oh Teri……Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office.
I’ll come there and click on ur ‘Computer’.
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki, Funny SMS
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
but
DARU nahi chhod sakta.. Piyo bhai piyo..
The Director of the movie, Funny SMS
The Director of the movie ‘Life of Pi’, is planning 3 more movies in India.
The first movie, casting Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Abhishek Bachchan is titled.. ‘Life Of Rai’
The Second, casting Shiney Ahuja is ‘Life Of Bai’
The Third, casting Sunny Leone is called ‘Life On Char Pai’
Lesson1. Love is life, Funny SMS
Lesson1. Love is life.
Lesson2. Love is god.
Lesson3. Love is money and
Lesson4. Love is sex..!!
KICK ke bad, Funny SMS
KICK ke bad..
Salman Khan ki upcoming Movie..
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SELFSTART 😆
Cond*m says to whisper, Funny SMS
Cond*m says to whisper..
Every month you stop my business for one week.
Whisper replies,
You bastard, if you make a mistake one time, I lose my business for 9 months.