Santa ring a call center:
My internet is not working properly.
Officer: Ok, Double click on ‘My computer’
Santa: I can’t see ur computer
Officer: No no, click on ‘My computer’ on ur computer
Santa: How can I click on ur computer from my computer?
There is an icon labelled ‘My Computer’ on ur computer
Ok double click on it
Santa: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer: Double click on ur computer
Santa: On which Icon ‘ve to click
Officer: ‘My Computer’
Santa: Oh Teri……Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office.
I’ll come there and click on ur ‘Computer’.