True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..
and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask
“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”
Lagta hai pahunch gai
Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar
kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”
I am the ninth letter
TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Kashif: I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.”
Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
The human brain is most thing outstanding
The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….
until you fall in love
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai
I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)
A man went to hell
A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said “u can do that”
after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said..”hell to hell is free”
Which is important, sun or the moon?
Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
Chances of my recovering?
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
Positive thinking is like
Positive thinking is like…..
U r standing on the middle of the road………
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head….
But you remain calm…
and thanks to God…
that cows dont fly:)