A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”
Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
Ghalib’s girl friend late on date
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
Hseenon ke galey mila karte the
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de
Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de
Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de
1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
Chand to tum ho hi,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
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chand to tum ho hi,
sitaray bhi saath hote!!