girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style
tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye
mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye
subhanallah! !!
Hadson ki waja say bachay
Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;
Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..
So, plz. Avoid CAR..
Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro
Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ……..
Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ………..
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena…
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!
What is a adult joke?
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
naukri tum karo salary meri ho.
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,
“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai 
1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?:D:D:D
Woh subah ki thandak
Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p