SMS4Life

Her khushi, hansi mange ap se,
Her phool, khushbu mange aap se,

Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k,
khud WAPDA connection mangay apse,

“HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING”

Khudkash bombar ne
bomb ka button dabaya lekin
dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya.

Jab hospital me hosh aya
or Nurse ko dekha to bola,
Baqi horain kahan hain ?

Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha
mamal e ae Sufi
sufi pe atmad jo tha
subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA
3 sal baad maha mili
sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay
Dekha sufi ka kamal.

Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle….

Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy…

1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..

Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..

Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..

Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
” ANDHI ” or husn
” ZALIM ” ho gaya hai…….

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,

Boy:”I m not rich like Shariq,
I don’t have a big car like Shariq,
But I really love you”

Girl:”I love u too, but tell me
more about Shariq.”

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte…

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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS…AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..

Raks kerti hy gardish-e-dauran
Dar khuley hyn sharab khano’n k

Chai peeney ko ab kahan jaye’n
Band hotel huey pathano’n k :p

A
girl’s
best
asset
is
her
‘Lie’Ability”