SMS4Life

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

The most romantic country of the world..?
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guess!
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O yes! it’s Pakistan
u know y?
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har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to kesc)

Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte
chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte.
ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya
hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay…

If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!

Don’t b afraid, go to him,

Catch his neck,
and tell him
“Kisay hor noo naa dasin”

1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”

Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.
Per uski laash haste hue mili,
Farishton ne pocha aisa kion?
Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara
photo kheench raha hai :p

1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye
or wo marne se bach gia,
us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha {GEO MUSHARAF}

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do

Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Dr. ne pocha:-
“khan sahab kia howa ?”
Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha,
hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p