SMS4Life

Explain the word “Automatically”
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nahin pata?

OK ok I will explain

agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
“Auto_me_takli”

A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.”

Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: Yaraa…Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He….

Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.

adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

Ye SMS blank nahi he.
Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe…
Happy fog day

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai’n
tumhari ho jaye’n …

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???

Scratch & Win ..
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Pathan …

Ye Kia Jeet Lia … ;->

Bush aur musharaf aik plane
mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay.

Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay
Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay!

Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan
phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na!

Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko
nichay phaink don to puri duniya kitna khush ho gi!:p

Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.

keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u

Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing