D se dosti,
D se dil,
D se dillagi
D se dard.
per D se itna bhi Dil na lagana k
S se sms aur
C se call
bhi na kar sako! samje?
Tag: Jokes
Select any symbol 4 ur lifepartner
Select any number 4 ur lifepartner
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2-best couple
3-everyday dating
4-non stop kissing
5-everyday honeymoon
6-deep lovers
SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
kabhi kabhi ansu
muskurahat se ziyadah
special hote hain
is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain
jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte
2 men went 2 a callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola
Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
“Aao kamray mein chalain”
Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”
A beautiful girl goes to Professor
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Tujhey sub pata hai
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
Usne utari saree…
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!