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Funny Ufone Helpline Call

Ek Larkay Ne Ufone Helpline Pe Cal Ki..
Girl: Assalam o Alaikum Ufone Helpline Ji Farmaiye Sir…
Boy: Kya Ap Muj se Shadi Karna Chahti Hain?
Girl: G Ap Ne Ghalat Numbr Dial Kar Diya Hai..
Boy: Nai Ap Bataayen Ap Muj se Shadi Karien Gi?
Girl: G Main Shadi Mai Interested Nai Houn..
Boy: Love Marriage Ya Arrange Marriage?
Girl: Not Interested
Boy: Honeymoon Switzerland Ho Ga.
Girl: Ap ko Samaj Nai Ata K Mujey Shadi Nai Karni To Phir Kiyo Mujey Bar Bar Offer Dey Rahey Hain…
Boy: Madam Ab Ap ko Andaza Howa Hoga K Jab Ap ki Company Ki Taraf Se Bar Bar Offers K Sms Atey Hain To Hamhein Kitna Ghussa Ata hai .

Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!

We will buy new wedding ring

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Man on right & women on left

Q: Do u knw y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!

Usne utari saree…

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

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