SMS4Life

1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,

Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..!

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
“Zarorut-e-rishta”

7 din k baad ek letter aaya

“Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain”

Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
Wah wah wah?

arz kia he

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se

1 kanjos tha

khalis kanjos

bilkul kanjos

bohut bara kanjos

zabardust kanjos

Arey aap kion naraz ho rahe hain ?

Aap k samnay to woh kuch bhi nahi tha.!

By face how do i look?
Innocent!
Sharp!
Proud!
Full of attitude!
Decent!
Illmanerd!
Funny!
Cute!
Zidi!
Pretty!
Send it 2 all ur frndz ,
n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…

I’m on a mission!

Mission to make u cute,

2 make u beautiful,

2 make u smart,

2 make u genious.
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE