SMS4Life

Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.

keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u

Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity

It’s a magic:-

1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye “Thanda pani”
usay
“garam” ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p

Thandi he coffee garam karloo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo,

Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai,
Abey thori c to sharam karloo…..

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

Dil se roye magar honton se muskura baithe,
Yun he hum kisi se dosti nibha baithe,

Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye,
Jin k liye hum sms packages kerwa beithay

20 saal pehle “Candle light Dinner”
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf

A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says:
HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon.

Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan
mere ghar main bhi hai.

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Thoughts On Men

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.