I always think about U.
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I can’t live without U.
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I really need U.
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I’m totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I’m very desperate for U.
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I’m crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai
Tag: Funny Jokes
Gharib khandan per essay
1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib
khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D
Degrees of girls!
Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
It’s a girls world
It’s a girls world
If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he’s mannerless!
If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he’s flirt,
If girl is silent, she’s feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he’s being rude
If girls walk in a group it’s a group,
If a boy walk in a group it’s GANG!
Ab bush k baad OBAMA
Ab “BUSH” Ke Bad “OBAMA”
Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me “OBAMA”
“BUSH” KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge “PEJAMA”.
Yaar, kitthay hai tu
Thoughts r many but words r few,
I m always there for you,
When things go wrong
Don’t turn blue,
Just give me a call & say,
“Yaar, kitthay hai tu”
Uff mere sms k dewane log
*GRP MSG* a#
is*& @le$$
=not
# and$lut&
Le$$8th@t
Uff mere sms k dewane log.
Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)
Zara dholki bjao gorioo
Adnan sami ko indian girls ne
mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya
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Beco-z
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He sang a song
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“zara dholki bjao gorioo”
Geo musharraf
1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye
or wo marne se bach gia,
us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha {GEO MUSHARAF}
I am on mission impossible
I’m on a mission!
Mission to make u cute,
2 make u beautiful,
2 make u smart,
2 make u genious.
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in short.
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
