Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill
Tag: Funny Jokes
Meri or shahrukh khan ki same adat
Meri
Or
“Shahrukh khanâ€
ki 1 hi adat same hai.
Guess, what?
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Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p
chote log… baray log..
chhote log..!!
“PAISE” ki baat karte hain.
Bare log..!
“TIME” ki bat karte hain..!
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“KHUBSURAT” log
“BAAT” hi nahin karte.
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woh sirf
“SMS” Karte hain.
But my heart says ….
My past says u met me
My future says u will care 4 me
My present says u will understand me
But my heart says u will
Always Remember ME!
Tum to sab ki nani ho
Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,
jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,
What a man can be, he must be.
A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.
Thandi he coffee garam karloo
Thandi he coffee garam karloo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo,
Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai,
Abey thori c to sharam karloo…..
SMS bhejne ki koshish keroo
Sitam sehne ki bhi koi had hoti hai,
kisi ko satane ki bhi koi had hoti hai,
SMS bhejne ki koshish keroo,
Mufat k SMS parhne ki bhi koi had hoti hai.
Baqi horain kahan hain ?
Khudkash bombar ne
bomb ka button dabaya lekin
dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya.
Jab hospital me hosh aya
or Nurse ko dekha to bola,
Baqi horain kahan hain ?
Missed SMS
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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS…AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..
