SMS4Life

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

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Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that”s out always looks the best.

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!