SMS4Life

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
.
.
.
Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow