Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
Congratulations!! May your love for each other
Congratulations!! May your love for each other only strengthen as time goes by. All the best with your wedding plans and for the future. Lots of love
Congratulations happy life together
Congratulations!! Here’s to a long and happy life together. Please let us know if you need any help along the way with your wedding plans. Lots of love
Differences in Sexes
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do
Wife Apni Marriage Anniversary Par: Chota Mota Hi Sahi, Par Gold Ka Kuch Laa Do.
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Husband:
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Ye Lo Gold leaf
Ek din ek ladka apne dost
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!
Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!
Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.
Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!
Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
REALLY REALLY MISS YOU
KPK K ZILA
HARIPUR KI
TEHSIL TERBELA
KI COLONY SOBERCITY
K REHAISHI UNCLE SAEED
K GHAR K BATHROOM MAIN LAGI
TOTI K NEECHEY RAKHEY LOTEY KI QASAM
I REALLY REALLY MISS YOU
Islamic Quote for Life
Best Islamic Quote for Life
Preshaan Hona insaan k insaan Hone ki DaLeeL hy,
Leken,
Preshan Rehna insaan k ALLah
per Yaqeen naa Hone ki DaLeeL
hy.
Tum “HAQ” Baat Kehne se Mat “Daro”
Q k
Na koi Tumhe
“Mout” de sakta hai aur na koi Tumhara “RIZQ”
Kam kar sakta hai.
*Ager “Dunia”
me Sirf “Sukoon”
Hota to Log
“ALLAH”
ko “Bhool” Jaty
*”Sukoon”
To Sirf Un Logon k Pas hai Jo
“ALLAH” ki “Raza” Ko Apni
“Raza”
Samajhty hain.
*”JANNAT”
K Montazir na raho
“Balky”
Aise Kaam karo k “JANNAT”
Tumhari
“Mntazir”ho.
*”Beshak ALLAH bohat Reham karny wala hai
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha
Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!