2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!”
Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”
Zamana buray logon ki burai
Aqwaal-e-Zareen
Zamana buray logon ki burai ki waja se kharab nahi hota
“BALKY”
Achay logo ki khamoshi ki waja se kharab hota hai…
(Silent msg / Aqwaal-e-Zareen)
Aqwaal-e-Zareen Hazrat Ali
- Kisi Mushkil Main ksis Buzdil say koi mashwara mat karna, kiyun-keh woh tumhari bachi hoi himmat ko bhi khatam kar day ga
- Jab tum dunya ki muflisi say tang aa jao aur rizq ka koi raasta na niklay to sadqa day kar Allah say tijarat karo
- Koi Tumhara Dil Dukhayae to naaraaz mat honay. Kiyun keh Qudrat ka qanoon hay jis darakhat ka phal ziyada meetha hota hai log ussi ko pathar maartay hain
Har Nemat Ka Shukr ada krna
Har Nemat Ka Shukr ada krna Dusri Nemat Milny Ka
Zariya Hy
Her Haal me kHUDA ka shukrada krty rho ta keh
“USKI Rehmtain tm py nazil hoti rahain”
Takabur shetani siffat hai
- Takabur shetani siffat hai, agr tum apne takabur ko torna chahte ho to kisi ghareeb aur muflis ko salam kia kro.
- Dua apne liye maangna ibadat hai aur dusron k liye maangna khidmat hai, Ibadat se jannat aur khidmat se “ALLAH” milta hai
- Jo insan ALLAH k diye hue RiZQ ko kaafi samajta hai, wo zndgi mein kbhi kisi ka mohtaj nhi ho skta.
- Masroof zndgi 1waqt ki namaz ko mushkil bana deti hai Lekin, 5 waqt ki nmaz masruf zindgi ko Aasan bana deti hai.
Dheeray dheeray pyar barha kar chup jana
Dheeray dheeray pyar barha kar chup jana
Uss ka mujh ko pass bula kar chup jana
Yaad hay mujh ko raat ki tnhai sy dr kr
Un kali ankhin main ja kr chup jana
Who dekhy na kon yha pay aya tha
Us ki rah main dep jla kr chup jana
Dehry dehry chlna yun ky aht na ho
Us ky dil ky tar bjha kr chup jana
Raat main gr who pyar ka mtlb phuchy chand
Us ko mera nam bt kr chup jana
Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay
Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,
Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai
A Harley rider
A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her back to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole thing. The reporter says to the biker, “Sir, that’s the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in my whole life.” The biker replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt I had to.” The reporter says, “Well, I’m from the New York Times, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page… So, what do you do for a living, and, just out of my own curiousity, what political affiliation do you have?” The biker replies, “I’m a Muslim and I’m an American” The following morning, the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the front page: AN ARROGANT MUSLIM ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
This Funny SMS Joke is provided by www.idesisms.com
Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya
Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya.
Sadgi main bhi ik sajawat si hai,
wo hai bohat sada aur bawaqar lakin us ki
sadgi main bhi ik sajawat si hai,
us ki guftugu main hai haqiqat ka
rang warna ab her cheez milawat si hai