Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
?
?
?
?
Both don’t exist.
Ticket checker to a saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
Gangster’s son failed his examination
Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”
Tamam hazraat se Guzarish hai
Breaking News:
Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain
Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai
Sharif aadmi shadi k baad
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
Aaj k devdaas ki bat maano
Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro
Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
Answer: air hostess
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !