SMS4Life

Once james bond met a dog in jungle

he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”

The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
Wah wah wah?

arz kia he

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se

20 saal pehle “Candle light Dinner”
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”

Doosra aadmi,
“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

1 bar jan maang ker to daikho,
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1 bar yaad ker k to daikho..
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agar main na aaya to samajh laina
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main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai…

Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,

Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

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& like to stay in 5 star hotel,
then visit our website
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Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle