SMS4Life

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’

Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao

UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.

Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
“knock out” Hota hai,

Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
“run out”

Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
“catch out”

G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
“lbw out”

Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
“stamp out”

Or kuch pedaishi “clean bold”
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.

Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Tan θ = Perpendicular Upon Base … ;->

Pakistan ka qaumi phal…Sabar ka phal

Qaumi Libaas…Kala Coat…

Qaumi khail..Muzakraat

Quami Dua..Ya Allah Light aajaye

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain,
Pata hay kub..???
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“Jub light aati hay.”

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Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.