SMS4Life

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
.
.
.
Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

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Wid

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Lid

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Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.