SMS4Life

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
.
.
.
Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.